You know you're a mom when....

(I found this in an email and had to share. It's funny but it's true)

You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.
(I always find myself singing elmos world.)

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!
(I've also found myself swaying back and forth when I'm stressed.)

You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.
(Bawl my eyes out!)

You get soooo into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.
(That's how I got into candles and soap:-)

You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"

You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you've reached over and started to cut up his steak!