And some more useless but funny laws..

In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building, is death.

In Iowa, a one armed piano players must play for free and it's illegal to dance between the hours of 2 am and 6 am.

In Pennsylvania, there is no singing in the bathtub. (someone must have heard me:-)

In Missouri, you can not drive down a road with a caged bear inside.

In Florida, it is illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine. (I wonder if not shaving ones legs count?)

In Colorado, it is illegal to fire a catapult at a building.

In Louisiana it is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at a teller with a water pistol.

In Mississippi, a man may not seduce a woman by lying to her or promising to marry her. (wow can you imagine how crowded the jails would be if they enforced this one?)

In Massachusetts, a mourner at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.

In Utah, it is illegal NOT to drink milk. (does rice milk count, cause I won't drink cows milk)

In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk. (ummm.....k?)

In New Jersey, it is illegal to wear a bullet proof vest while committing  a murder. (be polite and don't make it harder for someone to shoot you!)